30 Funny Tractor Jokes

Here are 30 funny tractor jokes and the best tractor puns to crack you up. These jokes about tractors are great jokes for kids and adults.

Tractor puns

Here is our top list of tractor dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about tractors, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this tractor humor with others.

1. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
2. How can you get a farmer to like you? Try to a tractor.
3. What do you call a good looking tractor? Attractor.
4. Why was the cow upset with the tractor after the race? He was moooving faster than him.
5. What’s green and can kill you if it gets between your teeth? A tractor.

6. How did the farmer find his missing dog? She tractor down.
7. How can a farmer pick up a woman? A tractor.
8. Ever heard of a reptilian on a tractor? Illuminati corn-farmed.
9. Did you hear about the party they threw at the tractor-trailer weigh station? It was a large-scale celebration.
10. Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work.

Tractor one liners

Here are some great tractor joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about tractors.

11. I used to like tractors. Now I’m an extractor fan.
12. I thought the local farmer was a magician when his tractor turned into a field.
13. I haven’t seen that new film “The Tractor” yet, but I’ve seen the trailer.
14. I just purchased a new ant farm, but I’m not sure where to find a tractor that small.
15. A local farmer has been using a vehicle to make crop circles that are perfectly round. I think he has a protractor.

16. I have never met a farmer that isn’t pro tractor.
17. There’s a new reality TV programme for former farmers. It’s called X-Tractor.
18. Friend of mine rented a farm vehicle but got ripped off.  It was a con-tractor.
19. A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great at sucking all of the air out of a room. He’s an ex-tractor fan.
20. A man on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is nigh..” I think it was Farmer Geddon.

Best tractor jokes

These next funny tractor puns are some of our best jokes and puns about tractors!

21. What does an alien use to harvest their crops? Tractor beams.
22. What do you call a robot that can turn into a tractor? A transfarmer.
23. What did the farmer say after his tractor broke down? That’s the last straw.
24. What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? I think I have a gambling problem.
25. Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread in his tractor? Someone told him it was a sowing machine.

26. How did the farmer find the lost cow? He tractor down.
27. Why was the tractor taking college classes? He wanted to become a farm assist.
28. What do you do when an old tractor’s wheels fall off? Retire it.
29. Have you heard about the new tractor movie? It’s got a great trailer.
30. Did you hear what the tractor tire said to the bicycle tire? I’m a pretty big wheel.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about tractors, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny vehicle puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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• Bus puns
• Jokes about cars
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