20 Funny Stripe Puns

Here are 20 funny stripe jokes and the best stripe puns to crack you up. These jokes about stripes are great jokes for kids and adults.

Stripe puns

Here is our top list of stripe dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about stripes, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this stripe humor with others.

1. What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick.
2. Why do tigers have stripes? They don’t want to be spotted.
3. How does a bro spell a striped horse? With a “Z” brah.
4. What do you call a undead yellow and black striped insect? A zombee.
5. What side does the zebra have the most stripes on? The outside

6. What’s got stripes and flies at 28000 feet? A bee on a plane.
7. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a tiger? A stripey jumper.
8. How do you address a black and white striped rabbi? In Zebrew.
9. Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
10. What would you call a minion with black stripes all over it’s body? A despicable bee.

Stripe one liners

Here are some great stripe joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about stripes.

11. If I said I could be a tiger without stripes. I’d be lion.
12. My baseball team don’t allow anyone to wear Adidas. Three stripes and you’re out.
13. I always found The White Stripes quite middle of the road.
14. Zebras can’t play baseball because 3 stripes and your out.
15. I suffer from the persistent delusion that I’m striped brown, white, and pink. It’s called a Neapolitan complex.

Best stripe jokes

These next funny stripe puns are some of our best jokes and puns about stripes!

16. What’s black with white stripes and can’t fly? A parking lot.
17. What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz? A USB.
18. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a tiger? A stripey jumper.
19. What do you call a black and white striped brassiere? A zebra.
20. What do you call a prehistoric striped cat with a bluetooth headset? A cybertoothed tiger.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about stripes, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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