11 Funny Possum Puns
I already find rats gross as and possums just feel like massive rats to me, so yeah I’m not a fan! At least I can laugh at them though with this list of possum jokes I have put together here.
Next time you see a possum, definitely bust out one of these possum puns to share with whoever is close by, or with the possum if you think it has a sense of humor. Thanks for stopping by my website by the way!
Possum puns
- What do you call a possum trying to cross a road? deadicated.
- What kind of possum goes back for a second helping of soup? A more-supial.
- What’s the difference between a Possum and an Opossum? The Opossum is Irish.
- Why do you often see possums hanging upside down? They are cleaning out their pouches.
Possum one liners
- Every time I see a possum on the road I run it over. Just to make sure it’s not faking.
- I was driving to work the other day when I passed a dead animal on the road. I said to myself “Oh Possum”.
- Last night I had possum soup made from Himalayan Possum, Because I found Himalayan on the road.
Best possum jokes
- What do you call a group of possums? A possy.
- Why did the possum cross the road? To visit his flat mate.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it is not impossible.
- What kind of possums roll the best? O-possums.
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