15 Funny Possum Puns

Here are 15 funny possum jokes and the best possum puns to crack you up. These jokes about possums are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of possum dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about possums, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this possum humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about possums that are also awesome possum jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What kind of possum goes back for a second helping of soup? A more-supial.
What do you call a possum trying to cross a road? deadicated.
What’s a seven-course meal in Alabama? A possum and a six-pack.
What’s the difference between a Possum and an Opossum? The Opossum is Irish.
Why do you often see possums hanging upside down? They are cleaning out their pouches.

Here are some great possum joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about possums.

Last night I had possum soup made from Himalayan Possum, Because I found Himalayan on the road.
Every time I see a possum on the road I run it over. Just to make sure it’s not faking.
I was driving to work the other day when I passed a dead animal on the road. I said to myself “Oh Possum”.
Apparently the Redskins are changing their name to the Possums. They do well at home but always get killed on the road.
Saw a possum on the road while driving to the store this evening. He was still there on the return trip. He was quite deadicated.

These next funny possum puns are some of our best jokes and puns about possums!

What do you call a group of possums? A possy.
What kind of possums roll the best? O-possums.
Why did the possum cross the road? To visit his flat mate.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it is not impossible.
What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road? Clearly, that’s a Himalayan possum.