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20 Funny Porcupine Jokes

ByChe Lewis Updated on

Looking for a porcupine pun? Well I’ve got got you covered like spikes on the back a porcupine. All these are hand-picked or home-grown by me (a real human, promise). Grab one, share a smile, and if you’ve got a good one, send it my way in the comments – I’ll add it to the list if it makes me laugh :).

Cartoon graphic of a porcupine lying on its belly on a blue background.

Porcupine puns

  1. What do you get if you cross a porcupine with an onion? A pain in the ass that brings tears to your eyes. (Sent in by Simon!)
  2. How do porcupines hug? Carefully.
  3. What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine.
  4. What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon? Pop.
  5. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock? A sharp dresser.
  6. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Hey there, good looking.
  7. What’s a porcupine’s favorite game to play? Poker.
  8. A Porcupine’s favorite thing to do on date night is Netflix and Quill.
  9. Porcupines aren’t allowed at the school dance. They always spike the punch.
  10. A porcupine walks and bumps into a cactus and says, “Mum, is that you?
  11. My pet porcupine is scares me. It even once threatened to quill me.
  12. I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who lost all its quills. I said, “That’s completely pointless”.
  13. What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.
  14. What kind of toilet paper does a porcupine prefer? Quilted.
  15. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.
  16. What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus? A porcupine.
  17. What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine.
  18. What is it called when a porcupine is hit by a car? Roadquill
  19. What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle? A slow poke.
  20. What is a porcupine’s favorite type of sandwich? Quilled cheese.
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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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