21 Funny Eagle Jokes
Eagles look awesome and when people ask me that question of what kind of animal i would want to be I say eagle! I mean they can fly, top of the food chain, look cool, yeah you get it.
Anyway here I have a bunch of my favorite eagle jokes and a few of my own made-up ones. If you have an eagle joke or a cool/funny fact about them, let me know in the comments!
Eagle puns
- How can you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side.
- What do you call an eagle out on the sea? A sea-gle.
- What do you call an eagle who can’t catch its prey? Talont-less.
- How big was that seagull? Almost as big as a Dgull, but not big enough to be an eagle.
- What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? An ill-eagle immigrant.
- Why don’t bald eagles tell knock-knock jokes? Because freedom rings.
- What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle? An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
- What is an eagle’s favorite dog breed? A beagle.
- What did the birder say when she mistook an eagle for a hawk? This is hawkward.
- What is an eagle’s favorite game? Beakaboo.
- How can you tell if an eagle has an identity crises? He watches you like a hawk.
Eagle one liners
- Eagels are the best tour guides. They’ve always got a bird’s eye view.
- An eagle saved all its money in a bowl made of sticks. It had a nest egg.
- Eagles watch the news each day to find out the feather forecast.
- An eagle and a tropical bird were playing on the computer. The eagle lost. Toucan play that game.
- A scientist wanted the day to go faster, so he tied a clock to a eagle. Time flew for a moment.
Best eagle jokes
- What’s a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle.
- What’s the difference between an eagle and a snitch? Nothing, they both talon you.
- Did you know there is a church for eagles? They are birds of pray after all.
- Why did the eagle spare the mouse‘s life? He couldn’t be buzzard to hunt it.
- What do you get when a condor, an ostrich, and an eagle walk into a bar? Three golfers lying about their game.
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