15 Funny Aunt Jokes

Here are 15 funny aunt jokes and the best aunt puns to crack you up. These jokes about aunts are great aunt jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of aunt dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about aunts, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this aunt humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about aunts that are also awesome aunt jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Who is a penguin’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
What do you get when you drop the croissant your aunt made? A cross aunt.
What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? You are so udderly cute.
What do you call an aunt who is can fix your phone reception? An aunt-enna.
If ant poison gets rid of your aunts, what gets rid of your uncles? Anti-funcle cream.

Here are some great aunt joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about aunts.

I can’t touch my aunt or I’ll explode. She is made of auntie matter.
My auntie was killed by a stampede of turtles. It was a very slow death.
I really loved Aunt Endre, so I decided to clone her. That way I would have double Aunt Endres.
My aunt is having twins. My Dad thinks she should name the girl Denise. And the boy Denephew.
I planted some daffodils on my aunt’s grave. She never liked them, but after a while they started to grow on her.

These next funny aunt puns are some of our best jokes and puns about aunts!

How can an aunt float? With her auntie-gravity abilities.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field. It’s mayham.
My mother’s sister is quite good at cleaning smelly laundry. We call her deodor-aunt.
My aunt was dancing when she heard a crunch in her knee, causing her to fall over. Then she got mad when my uncle told her not to be so broken up over it.
When I was young, my mom’s sister used to bake cakes with lots of icing. She was a fond aunt of mine.