30 Funny Drum Puns

Here are 30 funny drum jokes and the best drum puns to crack you up. These jokes about drums are great drum jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of drum dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about drums, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this drum humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about drums that are also awesome drum jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Why can a drummer never be late? Because he always beats the clock.
How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You know both are coming, but you can’t stop it.
Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because she had her own drumsticks.
What’s black and white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums.
What is a baker’s favorite musical instrument? Drums, because they already have the breadsticks.

What would a drummer’s favorite chapter of Algebra be? Log-rhythms.
What do you call a drummer who loves boxing? A beat-boxer.
What would you call a drummer who lost his arms and legs in an accident? A headbanger.
What would happen if a drummer lost one of his drumsticks? He would skip a heartbeat.
What did the drummer say to the band leader? Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?

How would a drummer address his daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
How do you recognize a drummer at your door? The knocking speeds up.
Why aren’t many drummers worried about getting their drums stolen? Because they took percussions.
What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas.
How do you know a hat belongs to a little drummer boy? It has a proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom.

What is a drummer’s favorite Pokemon? Rattata.
Who is the favorite drummer of an astronaut? Keith Moon.
What would you call a drummer who keeps procrastinating? An expert in beating around the bush.
Who would a drummer call if she had electricity issues at her house? AC/DC.
How many drummers does it take to solve a math problem? A one…a two…a one, two, three four.

Here are some great drum joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about drums.

I’ve got a drummer joke. But it’s hard to beat.
A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit on their arm. It was very cymbalic.
There were loud noises coming from the loft. It was very drum-attic.
Did you hear about the drummer who took his whole family to watch a movie about drums? They watched Drum and Drummer.
At a concert, someone asked, “How late does the band play?” Someone replied, “Just about half a beat behind the drummer.”

These next funny drum puns are some of our best jokes and puns about drums!

What happened to the drummer who hit his head? He got a percussion.
What would happen if a sheep, a drum, and a snake all fell together? Baaa dum tssss.
Did you hear about the drummer who beat around the bush? She’s in treble.
What is the difference between a drummer and a guitar? A drummer has no strings attached.
What’s the best Christmas present in the whole world? A broken drum. You can’t beat it.