35 Funny Skunk Jokes

Here are 35 funny skunk jokes and the best skunk puns to crack you up. These jokes about skunks are great jokes for kids and adults.

Skunk puns

Here is our top list of skunk dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about skunks, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this skunk humor with others.

1. How do baby skunks follow their mom at night? End stinks.
2. Have you heard the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
3. What did the skunk say when he went to church? Let us spray.
4. Why are skunks so intelligent? They have a lot of scents.
5. Why wouldn’t any of the other animals vote for the skunk? His policies really stunk.

6. What do you get if you cross a Christmas bell with a skunk? Jingle smells.
7. What happens when the skunk wrote a book? It become a best smeller.
8. Why should you never ask a skunk for their opinion? They are likely to give you their 2 scents.
9. What did the skunks do with their love letters? They scent them.
10. What do you call a skunk falling from the sky? A stink bomb.

11. What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk.
12. How does a skunk talk to his friends? On his smell phone.
13. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day ? They’re very scentimental.
14. What do you call a skunk that is flying through the air? A smellicopter.
15. Who is the rap artists that all skunks love? 50 scent.

16. Why did the skunk cross the road?  To get to the odor side.
17. What did Archimedes say to the Skunk? Eu reeka.
18. Where did the skunk go after losing his tail? A retail store.
19. Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes? Because they only have one scent.
20. What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.

Skunk one liners

Here are some great skunk joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about skunks.

21. A laser-equipped skunk is called Pepé Le Pew Pew Pew.
22. Skunks don’t make dollars, they make scents.
23. When you cross a policeman with a skunk you will get Law and odor.
24. I bought a pet skunk but returned it to the pet store the following day because it didn’t make scent.
25. A skunk walks into a courtroom in the middle of a trial and the judge immediately shouts, ‘odour in the court’.

Best skunk jokes

These next funny skunk puns are some of our best jokes and puns about skunks!

26. What do you call a skunk with no legs? A furball.
27. Yesterday I found a broken skunk. It was out of odor.
28. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?  A fowl odour.
29. How do you make a skunk stop smelling? Plug up its nose.
30. What would happen if skunks lost their smell? ? They’d become ex-stinked.

31. Have you read the autobiography by the skunk? Don’t bother it stinks.
32. What happened to the blind skunk? She fell in love with a fart.
33. What is a skunk’s favorite video game? Fartnite.
34. Why did little Johnny bring his pet skunk to school? For show and smell.
35. Why couldn’t the skunk call for a pizza? His phone was out of odor.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about skunks, we hope you had a good laugh.

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