35 Funny Sister Jokes

Here are 35 funny sister jokes and the best sister puns to crack you up. These jokes about sisters are great jokes for kids and adults.

Sister puns

Here is our top list of sister dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about sister, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this sister humor with others.

1. How would you describe a helpful sister? Assister.
2. What’s Simone’s little sister called? Simtwo.
3. Why don’t robots have brothers? They all have transistors.
4. Do you think your sister is annoying? It could be worse. She could be twins.
5. Why doesn’t anyone know anything about Napoleon’s sister? Because they were Bornapart.

6. What’s the name of Cardi B‘s super-fit gym-focused sister? Cardi O.
7. What does the foot call his sister’s daughter? Knees.
8. What did the foot sing to his sister? Hey sole sister.
9. What would you call an automatic washing machine that washes nun’s clothing? Sistermatic.
10. What did the orange say on meeting his long lost sister? Orange you glad to meet me?

Sister one liners

Here are some great sister joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about sisters.

11. Sisterhood – The world’s oldest cult.
12. Let’s play Cinderella. You can be the ugly step sister.
13. My Sister works at a pharmacy. As a pharmasister.
14. My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character. His sister Chewbacca not so much.
15. I recently discovered I can move my sister’s daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.

16. Although I miss my sister, I aim to get better.
17. I made my mother’s French sister angry. Now she’s a cross aunt.
18. My sister wanted to marry a postman. But our parents didn’t letter.
19. My sister recently lost her tongue in a bad accident. I would like to make a joke about it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
20. My sister got extremely angry when she found that I was stir-frying our dog. I don’t understand why. She told me to take it on a wok!  

21. A brother and sister were arguing about oars in their boat. They were having a row.
22. I bought my sister some candles for her room. It looked pretty lit in the dark.
23. My sister has a bunch of photography jokes she wants to tell me. You can’t get her to shutter up.
24. When we were kids, my sisters and I would race to put our shoes on every morning. It always ended in a tie.
25. When I was young, my mom’s sister used to bake cakes with lots of icing. She was a fond aunt of mine.

Best sister jokes

These next funny sister puns are some of our best jokes and puns about sisters!

26. Darth Vader has a sister, did you know? Her name is Ella.
27. I was raised as an only child. Which really annoyed my sister.
28. My sister hates it when I invade her privacy. It’s written right here in her diary.
29. My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer the elevator. I guess we were raised differently.
30. My sister told me you can’t make a car out of spaghetti. You ought to have seen her face when I drove pasta.

31. What clothing might sister snakes share? Co-bras.
32. I just found out my wife has a twin sister. I saw her on Tinder.
33. My mother’s sister is quite good at cleaning smelly laundry. We call her deodor-aunt.
34. Are you familiar with the party a little boy had for his sisters dolls? It was a Barbie-Q.
35. My sister fractured two fingers on her left-hand today. But on the other hand, everything is fine.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about sisters, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Brother jokes
• Blanket puns
• Jokes about crayons
• Chopstick jokes for kids