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28 Gingerbread Puns

ByChe Lewis Updated on

During Christmas time you might be making some gingerbread men or even a gingerbread house, so that’s when you need to have some gingerbread puns on hand!

I’ve baked this list of gingerbread jokes to perfection over the years and even made some of them myself from scratch. So enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!

Cartoon graphic of a gingerbread man with Santa hat and candy cane on a blue background.

Gingerbread puns

  1. What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets.
  2. What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree? A smart cookie.
  3. Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women? It’s a pastryarchy.
  4. Why wasn’t one of the gingerbread men decorated? He wasn’t cut out for the job.
  1. What did they call it when the gingerbread men weren’t all eaten? An a-Nom-aly.
  2. What do you call someone who steals gingerbread? A crook-ie.
  3. How do gingerbread men keep their jackets closed? With ginger snaps.
  4. Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? He thought he had crumby legs.
Cartoon graphic of a gingerbread man holding a candy cane and wearing a top hat on a blue background.
  1. Why did the gingerbread man leave the bakery? It is a crumby place to be.
  2. What’s the best thing to put into a gingerbread house? Your teeth.
  3. What happened to the gingerbread man who double-crossed the mafia? He got iced.
  4. What kind of music do gingerbread people listen to? Gingerbread house.
  1. How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? By icing it.
  2. What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? Candy canes.
  3. Why couldn’t the gingerbread man start an online bakery? He accidentally deleted all of his cookies.
  4. What did the doctor recommend when the gingerbread man’s knee was sore? Icing it.
Cartoon graphic of a christmas gingerbread house on a blue background.
  1. What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man.
  2. Why do basketball players love gingerbread cookies so much? They love to dunk them.
  3. How do you make deer-shaped gingerbread men? With cookie doe.
  4. Why was the gingerbread man robbed? Because of his dough.
Cartoon graphic of two gingerbread men with an icing tool while smiling on a blue background.

Best gingerbread jokes

  1. What do you call a gingerbread man in a hospital? An injured-bread man.
  2. What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit.
  3. What type of glasses do gingerbread men wear? Eye candy.
  4. What does a gingerbread man wear when he gets cold? A sweetshirt.
  1. What is richer than a gingerbread man cookie? A fortune cookie.
  2. What does the gingerbread man like to drink? Ginger ale.
  3. How did the gingerbread man get into his locked house? Cook-keys.
  4. Which type of gingerbread man cookies can fly? The plain ones.

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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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