40 Funny Donkey Jokes

Here are 40 funny donkey jokes and the best donkey puns to crack you up. These jokes about donkeys are great jokes for kids and adults.

Donkey puns

Here is our top list of donkey dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about donkeys, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this donkey humor with others.

1. What does a donkey do when you tell him a joke? He-ha’s.
2. Where do donkeys get their horoscopes? From asstrologers.
3. What did the donkey do when he saw a bad driver? HEE-HAWnked his horn.
4. What has six legs, four eyes, two heads and a tail? A man sitting on a donkey.
5. What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey? A kick-ass animal.

6. How do you compliment a donkey? Hey, nice ass.
7. How long should a donkey’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground.
8. Why did the woman buy a donkey? She thought she’d get a kick out of it.
9. Where do you find a donkey with no legs? Right where you left him.
10. What did the donkey say as he fell down the stairs? Hew-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

11. What would a donkey’s pronouns be? Hee-Her.
12. What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS? A comp-ass.
13. What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys? An assassination.
14. What sound does a Swiss donkey make on a mountain? Yodel-ay-hee-haw.
15. Why did the donkey eat with its mouth open? Because it had bad stable manners.

16. What is a donkey’s favorite party game? Pin the tail on the human.
17. What do you call a donkey with a doctorate? A smart ass.
18. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.
19. What did the waiter say to the donkey? I can’t take your order, that’s not my stable.
20. What do you call a donkey throwing nuts at the moon? An ass throw nut.

Donkey one liners

Here are some great donkey joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about donkeys.

21. My friend got killed by a donkey. Some say he was assassinated.
22. I told my friend that I shot a donkey. “You’re lying,” he said. I replied, “No, deadass.”
23. My friend and I were a donkey for Halloween. We just half-assed our costumes.
24. I asked a friend to give me a donkey, but he only gave me 50% of one. That was really half-assed.
25. I was gonna tell you a donkey joke, but I decided it was too half-assed.

26. My stupid, hungry donkey decided to eat a window. It was a huge pane in the ass.
27. When I tell you the story about the donkey and the soccer ball, I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of it.
28. I was watching a magic show and the magician cut a donkey into two parts. Honestly, it was a pretty half-assed trick.
29. An imbecile sent a photo to his mother of himself riding a donkey. On the back of the postcard he wrote “I’m the one on top.”
30. My two British neighbors are desperately looking for their donkey that escaped from their barn. They are assless chaps.

Best donkey jokes

These next funny donkey puns are some of our best jokes and puns about donkeys!

31. What do you call a donkey with wings? A pegasass.
32. What do you call a man with two donkeys? Biased.
33. What do you call a donkey that keeps time? An hourgl-ass.
34. Why was the donkey annoying his pal? It was April Mules Day.
35. How did the donkey’s doctor know it had covid? It was a little horse.

36. What’s the hardest key to turn? A donkey.
37. What do you call a valuable donkey? An asset.
38. Why are donkeys, monkeys and turkeys similar? They all have keys.
39. What do you get when you cross a donkey with a motorcycle? A Yam-Hee-Haw.
40. What do you call a donkey with one leg and a bad eye? A winky wonky donkey.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about donkeys, we hope you had a good laugh.

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