40 Funny Circle Jokes

Here are 40 funny circle jokes and the best circle puns to crack you up. These jokes about circles are great jokes for kids and adults.

Circle puns

Here is our top list of circle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about circles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this circle humor with others.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter.
Why did the man put his pennies in a circle? To make ends meet.
Why was the circle depressed? She thought her life was pointless.
What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.

How many sides does a circle have? Two: inside and outside.
Why is it called “the circle of life?” You can find happiness in every corner.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
How did the circle know the square had nothing on him? Because he said he had him cornered.
Why did the blonde remove the lenses from her eyes and draw circles around them for hours? She was practicing before her interview to be a contact tracer.

What did the circle say to the triangle? I see your point.
Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles? They’re pointless.
Why does America keep going in circles? Because they’re all about their rights.
Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point.
Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles? It was chasing after it’s cocktail.

Here are some great circle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about circles.

Circle measurements. Now that’s rad.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit.
I never understood the invention of circles. They’re pointless.
There was a circle turning into a square. It was going through Cuberty.
I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet. Seriously, it had 360 degrees.

I’d tell you jokes about circles. But it’s just pointless.
Every shape is basically a circle. It’s just that they are all edgy.
A square ran into a dead end while running away from circles. He was cornered.
Never invite a circle to a party. They tend to make one-sided conversations.
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle. I told him it’s easy as pi.

If you don’t know what a circle is, I can’t explain it to you. There’s no point.
Went to a restaurant that had circles 6 feet apart. They only served people in the loop.
I tried to draw a circle, after doing all my calculations, it would never be correct. Turns out, it was a rounding error.
I used to sell rugs, but I had to stop selling the semi-circle ones. I was tired of being called a D rug dealer.
My dad moved in some very mysterious circles. He had one leg shorter than the other.

These next funny circle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about circles!

Why are circles round? They’re too cool to be square.
Why didn’t the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S’fear.
Why do circles spend so long at university? It’s not easy getting 360 degrees.
Why isn’t Earth a perfect circle? You try keeping your figure after 4.543 billion years.
Why do people walk in circles and not in squares? Because they are cutting corners.

Who invented the circle? Sir Cumfrence.
Why are circles so versatile? They are well rounded.
Why are farmers so good at drawing circles? Because they are Pro-tractors.
What did the circle say when the square kept asking him a question? Wait a secant.
Are we really expected to eat three square meals a day? I’m sure triangles and circles provide equal nutritional value.