20 Funny Eyebrow Jokes

Here are 20 funny eyebrow jokes and the best eyebrow puns to crack you up. These jokes about eyebrows are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of eyebrow dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about eyebrows, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this eyebrow humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about eyebrows that are also awesome eyebrow jokes for adults and kids to be told!

How do my eyeballs surf the Internet? Eye brows it.
What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow? Sup brow?
Why did the eyebrow stylist go to jail? Because she was charged with tweezin’.
Why did the woman refuse to get Botox in her forehead? Because it was already raising enough eyebrows.
Why were the eyelid and the eyebrows always fighting? Because they just couldn’t see eye to eye.

Here are some great eyebrow joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about eyebrows.

Eyebrows do such a good job that I think we should give them a raise.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
My forehead is very lenient with my eyebrows. It gives them a lot of wiggle room.
I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject. But when you mention Botox now, no-one even raises an eyebrow.
After suffering for years with really bushy eyebrows, I finally bought an eyebrow trimmer. It’s changed the way I see the world.

I can’t follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows. They are way over my head.
Is that a moustache, or did your eyebrows come down for a drink?
I recently made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention. Thankfully, it didn’t raise any eyebrows.
I found out that missing eyebrows is a genetic trait in our family. My dad didn’t look surprised when I told him.
Scientists have discovered a new element that makes people raise their eyebrows. They are calling it the element of surprise.

These next funny eyebrow puns are some of our best jokes and puns about eyebrows!

What do you call it when you’re shopping for new eyebrows? Browsing.
I once knew a girl with no eyebrows. She had a hard time expressing herself.
I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning. It was an oversight.
The other day the wife asked me where is the best place to get eyebrow tattoos done. I told here, just above the eyes.
I rang to schedule an appointment with the person who does my eyebrows. She said she could pencil me in.