20 Funny Acorn Puns

Here are 20 funny acorn jokes and the best acorn puns to crack you up. These jokes about acorns are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of acorn dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about acorns, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this acorn humor with others.

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• Acorn puns
• Acorn one liners
• Best acorn jokes
• Final thoughts

Acorn puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about acorns that are also awesome acorn jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What is an acorn? It’s an oak tree, in a nutshell.
2. Have you heard about the acorn diet? It sounds nuts.
3. Why don’t acorns ever say “I’m sorry”? Because they’re hard-headed.
4. What did the acorn say to its mother oak tree? I’m rooting for you.
5. What’s an acorn’s favorite type of music? Oak and roll.

6. What did the oak tree say to the other? I’m acorn-y person.
7. What do you call an acorn that’s been around the block? A seasoned nut.
8. Why did the acorn go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling oak-ay.
9. How do you know if an acorn will really become a tree? Trust that it’ll be a-oak-k.
10. What did the acorn say when he realized he was grown up? Geometry

Acorn one liners

Here are some great acorn joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about acorns.

11. I don’t mean to be oak-ward, but I think you’re a-corn-y.
12. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try acorn.
13. I’m a fungi, but I’m not as cool as an acorn. They’re oak-some!
14. I asked my mum to simply explain what an acorn is. She said, “It’s an oak tree, in a nutshell.”
15. I planted an acorn on the side of a hill, and it took forever to grow. It turned out to be a real slope oak.

Best acorn jokes

These next funny acorn puns are some of our best jokes and puns about acorns!

16. Here’s acorn-y joke. I’m nuts about it.
17. What happens if you make an acorn laugh? You crack it up.
18. What do you call an acorn who’s loves singing? An Oak-a-pella nut.
19. I’m a fungi, but I’m not as cool as an acorn. They’re oak-some.
20. You might say that acorns are nuts. But when they grow up they are tree-mendous.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about acorns, we hope you had a good laugh.

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