20 Funny Flag Jokes

Here are 20 funny flag jokes and the best flag puns to crack you up. These jokes about flags are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of flag dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about flags, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this flag humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about flags that are also awesome flag jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What color is a battle flag? Violent.
Where was the flag of USA first hoisted? On the pole.
How is a flag like Santa Claus? They both hang out at the pole.
What should you do if you have a slow computer? Paint a Jamaican flag on it and it will run faster.
Did you hear about the kid who bungie jumped from the school’s flag pole? She was suspended

What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved.
Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a flappy one.
How do you surrender to the White Walkers? Raise the wight flag.
Which pro golfer can jump higher than the flag? All of them, because the flag can’t jump.
What’s a huge red flag, but also a big plus, so overall it’s neutral? The Swiss flag

Here are some great flag joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about flags.

Reviews are in for the Chinese flag. Five stars.
I once took a test on waving signal flags. They told me I passed with flying colors.
I went to a party dressed in flags. It was a semaphore-mal.
People really should have known what was going to happen with Communism. There were so many red flags.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Canadian flag on it and now it sucks again.

These next funny flag puns are some of our best jokes and puns about flags!

What is the first sport ever played on the moon? Capture the flag.
Why did the pirate captain always fly his flag upside down? Because he wanted to flag down passing ships.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
What’s the worst thing about Austria? I don’t know, but the flag is a big minus.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they’ll change it back. It’s only a phase, after all.