13 Funny Feather Puns
If you have already tried to tickle someone with a feather to make them laugh and that didn’t work, well I’ve got the next best thing, some feather jokes. Or if you want to help me, you can also just drop your own feather puns in the comments section and if it’s funny, I’ll add it into the list for sure! Either way, I hope you enjoy and have a great day 🙂
Feather puns
- What do you call a tree that has feathers instead of leaves? A poultry.
- What do two feathers talk about during the night? It’s mostly pillow talk.
- What is a pigeon’s favorite TV show? The feather forecast.
- Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? The outside.
- What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers? Down Under wear.
Feather one liners
- I just got a new bird. It’s the best product I have feather bought.
- Found a bird that was barely moving. I think it was a little under the feather.
- A bird’s favorite tennis player is Roger Feather-er.
Best feather jokes
These next funny feather puns are some of our best jokes and puns about feathers!
- Why does a duck have feathers? To cover up its buttquack.
- How can you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side.
- What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.
- What kind of crime are you committing when you attack an owl? A featheral offense.
- What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:
