13 Funny Pelican Jokes
First time I saw a pelican was at Sea World in Australia and I found it funny that they can hide their massive beaks in their feathers (see my pic below). Anyway, I thought it time to update my pelican jokes after seeing them in person. Let me know your favs in the comments and thanks for stopping by to my curated joke archive.
Pelican puns
- Why did the pelican visit Alaska? For the halibut.
- What do you call a dead pelican? A pelican’t.
- Why do restaurant owners love pelicans? Because of their huge bills.
- Why couldn’t anyone see the pelican? Because it was in da skies.
- Why do pelicans carry the fish they catch in their bills? Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Pelican one liners
- A heck of a bird is a Pelican. It’s beak can hold more than its Bellycan.
- I had to see a doctor after I got attacked by a pelican. I got hit with a huge bill.
- Just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe. The food was good but the bill was enormous.
- A pelican can store 3 gallons of water in his beak. Yet I don’t see how the helican.
Best pelican jokes
- What bird can do more that others? A Pelican.
- What did the pelican say when she was cold? Birrrrd.
- It’s impossible for a toucan to swallow if its beak is full. But a pelican.
- What do you call a pessimist sea-bird? A pelican’t.
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